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1. God's gift to blowjobs.
2. An unfair advantage at eating competitions.
Jeff: Hey man guess what!
Bob: What?
Jeff: Sarah has tonsilitis.
Bob: So? Isn't that bad?
Jeff: Let me try this again. Sarah is getting her tonsils removed.
Bob: So? ... Oh. Niiiice.
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the skrunkly cat that looks like he took too much cocaine and sounds lie a seal
he's from graystillplays and was made to be a suitor for Spleens
A: whos your favorite graystillplays character?
B: mines probably florida man, australian man, spleens and tonsils
A: nice :D
Act of or recieveing a blow job
dude, chelsea gave me the best tonsil last night
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1. A Medical condition, where the Tonsil (Which are at the back of your mouth) are imflamed and they hurt like hell.
2. A stupid fucking excuse that girls use when you ask to kiss them.
1. Fucking hell my tonsils hurt! Sarah Give me a blowjob!
2.
Joe: Hey Sarah, wanna go make out?
Sarah: Sorry I have Tonsillitis.
Joe: Hey Jade, wanna go make out?
Jade: Sorry I have tonsillitis.
*2 hours later*
*Joe Sees those girls kissing other guys*
Joe: Fuck I'm crap.
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tonsilities - A Mother who has just been diagnosed with the medical condition tonsillitis - At the same she has many responsibilities.
Extremely contagious through Facebook texting...!
Mother on Facebook - Grrrrrrr I have tonsilities again....!!!!!
Mother's freind response - ME TOO!!!!
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Someone who is constantly blowing others.
Wonda Wonderpig is a real life trampoline tonsils !
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