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A discussion or debate which involves deciding which type of asian woman is hottest, most dateable or best in bed. Facts in these arguments are often gathered from internet porn or urban legend, if lacking in research you can simply make shit up.
Joe: DUDE, Japanese girls are open to do anything in bed. For fuck sake, they have blowjob competitions on TV.
Bill: Nah man, koreans are the best. They're great and bed and actually enjoy cleaning up after you...
You: I'm not having this "top ramen discussion"
when a man boils water and funnels it into a womens vagina then engages in intercourse with her.
hello honey, want to partake in a Nebraska Top-Ramen?
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When you put ramen noodles and water in a girls cooch and get her horny then wait for the noodles to cook then eat them after cumming in it first as sesaning viola top ramen cooch.
I gave Sandy a top ramen cooch last night
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smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN
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We almost made Watermelon Sugar becoming absolutely a blue text. Now IT'S TIME FOR GHETTO SPREAD!!!
shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )
HAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA BLUE TEXT OMG OMG OMG BLUE TEXT IM SO FUNNY LOL HAHA BLUE TEXT
INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text
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When the penis looks like the the first layer on uncooked Top Ramen Penis also known as Maruchan Cock
Sabrina-oh my God girl last night I went to perform fellatio you won't believe what the nightmares down there
Bria- I didn't have the best of luck last night either girl
Sabrina- he had Top Ramen penis I got up and left right away it looks like somebody took a uncooked Ramen noodle and somehow rolled it up that Maruchan Cock terrified me