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The name given to my friend kelly
Kelly is the crazy pterodactyl samurai toucan
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A toucan sam is somebody who says that they're straight, but acts suspiciously fruity (LGBTQIA+).
*Toucan Sam is the mascot for fruity pebbles, which is where we derive the euphemism from.
Guy a : idk man, Ricky Montgomery is so hot. Id date him if I was gay.
Guy b: sounds a little fruity, Toucan Sam
That bird thing on the Fruit Loops cereal box that has like 10 different colors on his nose
"Oh man I am so Toucan Sam, I need a nose job!"
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When you strategically place your testicles on the eye sockets of another parties face and carefully drape your member down said parties nose.
Foo-Foo was so wasted last night that I Toucan Sammed him for hours. He was feeling real fruity after that.
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When a woman is jacking two guys off (on the side) and sucking a guy off in the front thus creating the image of a crazy tucan
I took part in quite possibly the best crazy toucan ever
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a girl with a ginormous nose, usually detracting from any possibility of being hot in any way because her giant nose is so distracting.
Drunk: i just got that girls number man, shes super hot huh
Drunk's friend: yeah dude go make out with her right now
Bystanders: do you see that chump makin out with toucan sam, he could lose an eye
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Following ejaculation during buttsex, the pitcher will let their equipment go limp, while the catcher farts it out.
...and with one final blast of flatulence, we had ourselves a lazy toucan.
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