tov dor

A phrase you say to a certain friend/relative who just said something incredibly unrelated to the current situation.
the phrase is commonly used on people called dor, who are just unironically dumb.

Example 1
dor: did you know about that thing in the sky called sun? i tried looking at it today and my eyes hurt..
person 2: "tov dor".

Example 2
dor: can you please stop with that joke, it offends me..
everyone else: "tov dor".

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Meowzel Tov

A greeting of congratulations from a Jewish cat.

What?? You're pregnant with kittens, Willow-Kitty?!?! Meowzel Tov!!!

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mazel tov

Congratulations. Often used in a jocular or sarcastic manner.

1. Becky: "It's my birthday today."
Moe: "Mazel tov."

2. Moe: "I just failed my chem paper."
Becky: "Mazel tov. Good luck getting into uni."

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mazel tov

What jews say when they're about to come.

Zona: Oh, Sarsur. Stick your muzion in my okhel!
Sarsur: Ah yes! I shall thrust my makolet in your darkon! Oh, wait, wait, uh MAZEL TOV!

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camel tov

Used by jewish pornographers instead of "cheers"

- Eli: Hi, let me buy you a drink Ari.
- Ari: Thank you, I'll just have a seltzer
-Eli: here you go, camel tov!
- Ari: camel tov! *cling cling*

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muzzle tov

n. The act of labeling one an anti-Semite when one voices concerns about Israeli policy, and thereby chilling free speech on the subject.

"Mazel Tov on publishing that editorial about Palestine. Best of luck with the ensuing Muzzle Tov!"

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Mazal Tov

A Jewish word created by alcoholics to shorten the way they announce to throw up.

Used by legends who have to throw up that badly they can only say one word.

Man1: Dude you just lost another round of beerpong, you alright?
Man2: Mazal Tov
Every person present: EEEEEEEEH