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a fan, voter, or paid actor that supports Donald Trump for the 2016 presidential election
"Heads are spinning, media heads are spinning. ... What they’re doing is wailing, 'well, Trump and his, uh, uh, uh, Trumpeters, they’re not conservative enough.' ... Right wingin’, bitter clingin’, proud clingers of our guns, our god, and our religions, and our Constitution. ... Isn’t Trump known for being able to command, fire! Are you ready for a commander-in-chief, you ready for a commander-in-chief who will let our warriors do their job and go kick ISIS ass?" - Sarah Palin
"Heads are spinning. They're saying Trump and his, uh, Trumpeters are right wingin', bitter clingin', proud clingers of our guns. But he can kick ISIS ass because he commands fire!" - Tina Fey
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An instrument created to appease the gods; a music device that takes a month to learn and a lifetime to master.
The solemn tone of the trumpet caused even the most apathetic audience member to shed a tear.
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Trumpet (deriving from the english words "trump" and "pet") is used to describe the supporters and fans of 2016 Presidental Candidate Donald J. Trump.
The fact that the supporters themselves often sound like actual untuned trumpets when they scream "USA, USA, USA", is just a coincidental bonus.
Donald had to cancel a rally-event amid fears of clashes between demonstrators and trumpets.
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A brass instrument with three valves and a conical bore. It plays in treble clef and has a range of roughly two and a half octaves, from F# below the staff to C above the staff. The trumpet is widely used in many musical scenarios, and is very prominent in wind ensembles, orchestras, jazz bands and brass ensembles.
Though the instrument generally has a range of two and a half octaves, many trumpet players extend their range "into the stratosphere", sometimes even above the High C.
The sound of the trumpet is noble and brilliant, and is capable of great power and energy, yet is also able to produce beautiful, sonorous melodies. The trumpet is prized for it's flexibility, dexterity, and power of sound.
There are several instruments that have developed from the trumpet, including the flugelhorn, cornet, and piccolo trumpet.
Some famous trumpet players include Adolph Herseth, Allen Vizzutti, Wynton Marsalis, Sergei Nakariakov, Maynard Ferguson, Miles Davis, Dizzy Gillespie, and Louis Armstrong.
"I love the trumpet solo from the Cavaliers' marching show!"
"My lips are killing me, I've been practicing my trumpet for an hour and a half."
"That band's trumpet section is phenominal!"
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The most amazing intrument ever.
God: I play the trumpet.
Chuck Norris: No kidding? You too?
Ryan Seacrest: I play the clarinet...
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A marching half-time show where the songs revolve around d the trumpet section. Other times in a show it well be where the lead trumpet has a solo in at least two of the songs.
The phantom of the opera has a lot of trumpetism, I (the lead trumpet) have four solos.
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1. The greatest musical instrument of classical and jazz music.
2. An instrument that gets all the solos.
1. Everyone recognizes a trumpet whenever they see it or hear it being played.
2. The trumpet got the solo because it sounded so cool and could be heard easily.
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