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turkey sandwich

1.Pure awesome palced between two pre-sliced slices of bread.
2.Sandwich type that is the best. Decided in the great "Turkey Ham war"

Ham sucks.-----------------------It really does.
Turkey was only declined as Americas National bird because if it was, how could we eat it in turkey sandwich form?

by Iggy the Spacepirating Astronaut Bountyhunter Plumbbot ninja. December 1, 2006

20๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


Turkey sandwich

a weiner between two buns, preferrably white

I had a tasty turkey sandwich last night

by JIM HAT October 8, 2004

20๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


turkey sandwich

put Mayonnaise on your penis and place a slice of turkey on the girl's pussy then proceed to have sex.

yo i turkey sandwiched my girlfriend last night

by eaknasty October 18, 2008

17๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


Turkey sandwich

Term used to describe marijuana around the thanksgiving time. Used mainly in November and sometimes, just sometimes, early December. See also, christmas trees and ocean breeze.

My girl picked up our turkey sandwich and we spent the night with pink floyd.

by DeeJay December 12, 2003

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Texas turkey sandwich

You stick the cactus up your ass while you fuck the armadillo in the pooper while you eat you ol ladyโ€™s turkey sandwich ( pussy ) as she spurs you in the back with a Texas cowboy hat on!

Me an bubba traded ol ladyโ€™s in the trailer park last night and Becky gave me a Texas turkey sandwich an boy am I sore today

by Redneck.lh20 February 11, 2019


turkey sandwich

Running up to someone and acting like you are going to punch them in the balls while having a friend take a picture of their reaction to your "punch". (do not actually punch them).

Guy #1 "oh look at this picture"
Guy #2 "what is it"
Guy #1 "it ls a guy getting a turkey sandwich"
Guy #2 "hahaha look at his face"

by Rhynocio May 13, 2012

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turkey sandwich syndrome

The unexplainable, untimely, insatiable craving for a hearty item of food experienced by a male immediately after sexual climax.

"Ya know Warren, Maria is such a cutie, but I hate the turkey sandwich syndrome I always get with her."

by C-wak March 14, 2006

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