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Medium sized town in Alabama known for their college football team the Crimson Tide. Lots of fine females and redneck highschoolers.
Lets go to the game in Tuscaloosa. Roll TIDE Roll. Bubba pass me my beer.
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A place where Mike gets his balls licked.
Your daughter was in Tuscaloosa last night.
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In a word, Incest. preferably with your sister or dad.
I walked by jimmy yesterday and we was having quite the Tuscaloosa tussle
To grab a sandwich and rip it, roughly, down the middle
He gave that PB&J the ol' Tuscaloosa rip
When someone punts a baby off of a bridge.
Bob: “Yo I heard your girlfriend was having a baby what do you plan to do with him”
Jeff: “I plan on giving it a Tuscaloosa Abortion so I don’t have to pay child support”
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A replacement for the standard alarm clock; a wake up system where the sleeping person recieves a warm fecal disbursement on their chest (generally, from a kindhearted friend) in order to wake them from their slumber.
When Howard was unable to wake up after a long night of drinking, his roommate utilized the Tuscaloosa Timex to bring him back to consciousness.
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While performing oral sex on a female who has excess pubic hair, right before the girl climaxes, you will poke your head up and with your teeth grab and rip as much puibic hair out as possible.
I met this girl and she hasnt shaved down below in weeks!! So I did her a favor and performed a Tuscaloosa weedwacker on her!
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