Twob

A twob is someone of whom is the combination of a twat and knob. When one or the other just isn't enough, the term twob is the acceptable insult.

"That guy is a right twob."

"I hate that twob."

"Hey, isn't that the twob who stole your umbrella?"

twobbing

The act of pleasuring a female with a frozen spatula. Very stimulating.

Erik: Dude I was totally twobbing Andrea the other day and then she farted. wtf. She also got frostbite.

Twobs

Friends who are wannabe twins

Kim and Susan are such twobs

Twob

A person who is a mix of a twat and a knob. Just a general dick!

Have you met Andy Day, he's such a twob