UMBC

Undeniably the Most Boring College

UMBC has a record of students who fall asleep in class. 1 out of every 3 students have fallen asleep in class at least in 2 of their daily classes. UMBC everyone

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UMBC

The only place in Baltimore where you’re hated on from being from Baltimore.

Why is UMBC hating on me I'm from Baltimore?

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UMBC

UVA’s daddy.

Girl- You go to UMBC?!?!
Guy- Yup
Girl- Can you fuck me the way you fucked UVA?

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UMBC

simply put the worst college on the face of the earth. No good looking people, girls or guys, and absolutely no parties. Home of no football team but the number 1 ranked chess team in the country. If you're fine with spending your college experience in your room playing video games then this is the place for you.

If you are deciding between Towson and UMBC go with Towson.

"Hey man when I come down to visit you at UMBC are there gonna be any parties?"

"Nah man but we're having a huge World Of Warcraft tournament!!"

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UMBC

U Must Be Cockblocking

UMBC will not be tolerated at Booty U.

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UMBC

United Maryland Baltimore Construction.

Yo, didn't your boss give you a raise cuz he thought you worked for UMBC.

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umbc

University of Maryland Bejing China or
U Must Be Chinese

Why spend all your money on a plane ride to china when you can just drive to catonsville and visit UMBC.

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