uno

A game you play with a cock and deck of cards. You slam the deck with your dick and whichever cards lands faced up, that's how many points you get.

Example;
Erick: Hey Nicki! Let's play some Uno!

Nickie: I don't have a cock...

Erick: Use mine!

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Uno

A subtle way, usually used by men, to indicate an attractive woman in the vicinity without being caught.

UNO, 3 o'clock. Check out the Uno at the copy machine. I'd like to play Uno with her.

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Uno

A person that looks good from a distance and makes you say, "Ooooh" but when you get closer and their ugliness comes into clear view you yell, "hell NO!!!"

So I was about to go holla at this fine dime I saw at the bar but she ended up being a straight up Uno, and was like damn girl you gonna have to find a dude with some strong beer goggles before anyone takes your fugly ass home tonight.

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uno

to go somewhere alone wit a female and sexual intercourse

yo im bout to go to this chick house and play uno

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unos

unos is called to recieve the first hit on a marijuana smoking device. ie. blunt, pipe, bong

drew: aight man, i bought the shit. i call unos.
bobby: aight dawg. i get deuces
tyler: i guess that leaves me with trips

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uno

NO YOU

person one: draw 5
person two: NO YOU BITCHHHHHH
person three: calm down guys its just uno
person one and person two both stare at person three with the death stare

Uno

Means that a parent or guardian is over you when you are on your phone, comp, etc.

Me: I wanna masturbate rn
Friend: ikr
Me: Uno!

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