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The act of juvenile masterbation using a downward pointed closed hand while palming the head of the penis.
His hand finally cramped up while uddering for the 3rd time that afternoon.
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Uddering is a sexual position/act involving 2 partners. It occurs when a male is naked on all fours and the other partner masterbates him into a bucket which is directly under him. The partner then drinks the ejaculation from the bucket.
Friend: So what did you and John get up to last night?
Girl: Oh we tried Uddering. It didn't taste very nice...
Cow boobs. In the musical RENT, Maureen dreams about drinking milk directly from Elsie the cow's udder.
Elsie: Still thirsty?
Maureen: Parched.
Elsie: Have some milk.
Maureen: So, I lowered myself beneath her swollen udder and sucked the sweetest milk I had ever tasted.
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Two calves fighting for mother's milk. The calf with a cold says: "tell him about de udder udder mudder".
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breasts with absolutely no erotic qualities
look at those disgusting udders
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Another term for taking a piss. Usually said by a man.
Man I was in the bathroom milking the udder sorry for taking so long. I had been holding that one for awhile
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