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uddering

The act of juvenile masterbation using a downward pointed closed hand while palming the head of the penis.

His hand finally cramped up while uddering for the 3rd time that afternoon.

by SJBrowneII December 26, 2014

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Uddering

Uddering is a sexual position/act involving 2 partners. It occurs when a male is naked on all fours and the other partner masterbates him into a bucket which is directly under him. The partner then drinks the ejaculation from the bucket.

Friend: So what did you and John get up to last night?
Girl: Oh we tried Uddering. It didn't taste very nice...

by craiguss March 27, 2015


Udder

Cow boobs. In the musical RENT, Maureen dreams about drinking milk directly from Elsie the cow's udder.

Elsie: Still thirsty?
Maureen: Parched.
Elsie: Have some milk.
Maureen: So, I lowered myself beneath her swollen udder and sucked the sweetest milk I had ever tasted.

by SeZSEU May 15, 2016

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


udder

a huge flabby..thing

rebekah and vanessa have udders!

by barnyardbuddies February 27, 2007

91๐Ÿ‘ 96๐Ÿ‘Ž


udders

Two calves fighting for mother's milk. The calf with a cold says: "tell him about de udder udder mudder".

of nasal blockage

by Daniel AB March 27, 2004

15๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


udders

breasts with absolutely no erotic qualities

look at those disgusting udders

by john March 25, 2004

38๐Ÿ‘ 82๐Ÿ‘Ž


milking the udder

Another term for taking a piss. Usually said by a man.

Man I was in the bathroom milking the udder sorry for taking so long. I had been holding that one for awhile

by pantyteamaster April 16, 2009

86๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž