uhauled

Informal: Screwed, Fucked, especially without the courtesy of prophylactic protection.

Formal: Overcharged or otherwise victimized, sometimes mistakenly but usually maliciously for additional profit, as is common practice by the moving vehicle rental business and/or a co-owned/co-conspiratorial insurance company.

I WAS UHAULED! They said there was new damage when I took the truck back so they added their insurance deductible and tripled my bill, but I never hit a thing!

YOU WERE UHAULED?
Yeah, their rental truck backed into my car and now they won't pay for my repairs and even tried to say it was my fault.

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uhaul

1. A person who collects recyclable cans and bottles in such abundance, that a large moving truck is needed.

2. The collected recyclable cans and bottles.

3. Derogatory term describing low income people.

1. That uhaul made a killing on beer cans after the concert.

2. I have a ton of uhaul to take back to the redemption center.

3. Cletus is a uhaul.

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uhaul

-to be taken home by a women of greater girth than oneself.
-able to take a drunk mistake and turn it into a legend.

Uhaul... hell ya he's the man!

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uhauled

Buying a trailer from a retail shop, using it to move the stuff you need, then returning it for a full refund.

"Hey man, returns just called and said a guy returned a trailer. Sounds like he just "rented" it."

"Man, we just got uhauled!"

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uhaul

Another phrase referring to female genitalia. Originated as a mis-pronunciation of hoo ha .

Also, parent of phrase "Grandma's attic", referring to a woman's anus.

Have you ever seen how much junk you can cram into a uhaul?

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Uhaul Lesbian

In North American lesbian popular culture, the term U-Haul (named after the brand of rental "move yourself" trucks and equipment) is gay slang for a relationship that progresses very quickly, for example moving in together after only a short period of time -- a pattern stereotypically attributed to relationships between two women.

We had a dyke come in to the store today we could tell she was a uhaul lesbian.

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Uhaul Tetris

The act of orienting ones belongings in the back of a moving truck in such a way that the entire volume of the truck is filled, front to back and top to bottom.

I didn't think we'd be able to fit the pool table, ATV, entertainment center, and waterbed all in this truck here, but all it took was some clever Uhaul Tetris and we got it all in there.