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Is a sweaty townie/mosher wanna be. He BONES his technition in return for extra file space. He is aslo a jay sean wanna be but his hair went terribly wrong. He listens to marilyn manson and slipnot and other shit, yet he says he's a 'G' as he totally deeply penatrates EMINEM. He is a disgarce to stan... He wears a fake burbery cap, which he found on bev road... his favorite quote is 'MATE!'. he also wears reebok classics, which he coloured in coz he wont aloud in his diner with white trainers. He reckons he's got a petrol scooter which he bought for £400 but infact, he rides a pink bycicle which he obviously stole as is has no rubber in the tyres ans its waay to small for him, its also still got the lock on it... He contsantly wears a FAKE SCHOTT jaket which he nicked from JD. He roams around with his 'crew' which consists of Abrar, tauseef, bill, jonny and bob. He is about 6 years older then them all but he likes the attention. He plays the guitar, but he plays theme tunes to EMINEM. He plays all the manly sports you would expect a 15 year old to play, yeh right, he plays: badminton, tennis, qrouqete table, tennis, not forgetting hes the leader of his chess club. He goes around at night mugging old grannies, but he still comes back with nothing more than a bust-lip and a black eye. His face looks like a second-hand datboard, and he has a fake tan. Finally I have heard rumours that he is gay with Tariq.
Umair wit his crew:
Crew: 'Maate, dicked, bell end'
Umair : 'AAw mate so's ya mam dicked, want me to deck ya? I'l fu**in bang ya dicked and then bum u like I did to Tariq, he did like it, I bummed him with my guitar!!! Maaate'
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Is a form of bestiality exclusive dealing with cows. Ones feeling about cows, milk and lactation could leave them in a suspended state of umiar. If felt for extended periods of time, could eventually lead to maree-moo-cow-syndrome
The domino's guys is so Umair when it come to them jersey cows.
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Assan Abdullah Khan
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Assan Abdullah Khan (born 24 October 1984) is one of the suspects arrested in the UK in connection to the 2006 transatlantic aircraft terrorist plot in the United Kingdom, and one of the nineteen whose accounts were frozen by the Bank of England.1He recently set up a company Epic Contributions with Umair Hussain, another suspect accused in the 2006 transatlantic aircraft terrorist plot.Assan Abdullah Khan is currently held in custody without chargeedit Timeline10th August 2006 Suspect arrested by British authorities.11th August 2006 Assets are frozen by the Bank of England and name published.
7th September 2006 Released without Cha
home island snail food hamburger umair
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is one of the suspects arrested in the UK in connection to the 2006 transatlantic aircraft terrorist plot in the United Kingdom
On diverse days between the 23 September 2005 and 10 August 2006 within the jurisdiction of the Central Criminal Court had information which he knew or believed might be of material assistance in preventing the commission of another person namely, Nabeel Hussain, of an act of terrorism and failed to disclose it as soon as reasonably practicable.
You were arrested you must be a umair because you got arrested in the united kingdom.
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Mehran Hussain is one of the suspects arrested in the UK in connection to the 2006 transatlantic aircraft terrorist plot in the United Kingdom.1
He is the brother of Nabeel Hussain and Umair Hussain, both of whom were also arrested for the alleged plot.
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On diverse days between the 23 September 2005 and 10 August 2006 within the jurisdiction of the Central Criminal Court had information which he knew or believed might be of material assistance in preventing the commission of another person namely, Nabeel Hussain, of an act of terrorism and failed to disclose it as soon as reasonably practicable (contrary to Section 38B (1) (a) and (2) of the Terrorism Act 2000).
you are such an umair because of your alleged crimes against your own country thus causing barney to make a special episode concerning these issues and yea...
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The perfect example of true, long-lasting love.
"Wow, you are just like Umair and Callie"
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