Uncontrolled Chaos

Defined as all sorts of sexy hell breaking loose on the female population. Sexiness equivalent in grandeur as biblical catastrophes on the scale of the four horsemen of the coming apocalypse coming to exact terrible judgement. Uncontrolled Chaos is typically caused by two or more individuals, usually best friends AKA Nicholas & Mark, both devilishly handsome, who fuck shit up wherever they go. Fathers hide your daughters.

Uncontrolled Chaos
Mark "Hey I'm Mark."
Girl 1 "Aww your cute. Here's my number ; )"

Nicholas "Sup."
Girls 2,3, & 4 "Enter us... simultaneously..."
Nicholas "Word."

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Uncontrollable laughter

Where you wheeze while laughing for consecutive minutes (or hours) over something so hysterical that you can’t stop laughing for a bit, it’s also hard to talk without a laugh interrupting…

Brian: Rob, I’m watching this hysterical cinnamon challenge! Now I can’t stop laughing!
Rob: Dude, be careful with that uncontrollable laughter… you’re gonna hurt yourself, Brian…
Brian: I’m sorry, I can’t help it! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

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Uncontrollable Skank

US (Uncontrollable Skank) or USing (Uncontrollably Skanking) is a term used when one is so drunk/high/both, that he/she has very little control over their body and dances, or skanks, to a beat

Bill: Shit! Is Jake ODing?!

Ben: Nahhh mate, he's USing, ya DUN'KNOE about Jake's uncontrollable skanks!

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Uncontrollable Procreation

A synonymous term for kinky anonymous sex originated by American economist John Kenneth Galbraith and popularized by hot unmarried college English professors.

Ex: 1)"She had an alright future, but she's nuts and has five kids due to uncontrollable procreation"

2) "Where do you think they are going?" "Probably behind the dumpster to engage in uncontrollable procreation."

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Uncontrollable Reading-Aloud

A condition in which the affected person will have a dying urge to read everything they see out loud.

This can become incredibly annoying.

A kid walks into a shop...

Kid: "Ooooh, SCREWDRIVER... Ooooh, PENCIL SHARPENER, Ooooh, THIS SIDE UP..."

Clerk: "Oh, another case of Uncontrollable Reading-Aloud..."

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uncontrollable masturbation

Really, no. JUST, no.

Ok go on

Actually, NO.

Say, did you see that wart get carried away with his uncontrollable masturbation?

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Uncontrollable Orgasm Syndrome

A disease where you cant stop cumming no matter how hard you try.

"Wow, Stacy has such a good feeling pussy, I think that I have Uncontrollable Orgasm Syndrome now."