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United Airlines

The number one place to go if you want to be forcefully dragged out with a bloody mouth and concussion for no fucking reason.

United Airlines just kicked a guy out for no fucking reason and he was bleeding from his mouth.

by Rebellereign April 17, 2017

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United Airlines

Abusive, disrespectful, dangerous.

That guy went completely United Airlines on me!

by Kyrillmmm August 3, 2017


United Airlines

You should know this by now, if you haven't spent your time jacking off to a giraffe being born.

The airline that has three core ways to rip you off:
1) Damaging your luggage.
2) Delaying your flight for no reason at all.
3) Beating you about the head and face until you are utterly helpless.

I just got delayed in Houston for no fucking reason. Thanks, United Airlines. Piece of SHIT!

by Frannknbeans April 20, 2017

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


United Airlines

United Airlines well put your name in a computer and kick you off.

Captain: Sir you have to get off

Doc:I WANNA GO HOME

United Airlines

by EmoKidWithNoLife April 16, 2017

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United Airlines

An airline on ROBLOX that hasn't launched since 2017 and probably never will.

I want to fly on United Airlines on ROBLOX one day, but it will never happen.

by ruffruff120 May 26, 2021

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


United Airlines

An absolute piece of shit. I waited another 1hour and 30 minutes AFTER the plane landed

United Airlines is shit

by Raqueef June 29, 2022

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


United Airlined

When you get your ass beat and thrown off the plane for paying for an overpriced shitty airplane ticket and purposely overbooks your flight to beat your ass. See United Airlines

Flight Attendant: Ladies and Gentlemen, we're overbooked we would like to have someone leave the plane.
(Nobody Leaves and Police are Called) (Police picks an Asian Dude)
Asian: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Fellow Passenger: OMG look at what you did to him!
Dude: Damn bro that poor Asian dude just got United Airlined!

by kjballer95 April 24, 2018