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Universalistic Sun Worship is a religion, in which the followers adhere to the 6 principles of Universalistic Sun Worship.
1. The existence of god is impossible to prove (or disprove) and impossible for a human to comprehend its true form; therefore, we give thanks to things we can understand. We praise the Sun and the Earth for providing us with life and sustenance.
2. The Sun is the source of life on Earth. It provides humanity with food (through farms), shelter (through trees), warmth (through electromagnetic radiation) and it allowed star dust to combine and form the rock know as the Earth (through gravity). So we give thanks to the Sun, every day.
3. The Earth, being the second most important object for humanity's survival, so it must be protected and maintained for as long as humanity calls Earth home. We also give thanks to the Earth daily.
4. Humans and animals act based on their beliefs and instincts and since humans have no control over their beliefs or instincts, therefore Universalistic Sun Worshiper believes that all living creatures go to heaven (or some sort of afterlife), are reborn into a new life form, or just die and rot in the Earth. Since it is impossible to know which one is true, it is up to each individual follower to decide which one they believe is true.
5. The Great Hierarchy must be followed.
The Great Hierarchy is as follows: The Sun-The Biosphere-Humanity-Animal Life
The Great Hierarchy generally works as follows: if the Sun is threatened then all things below it must do what is in their power to protect it (although this highly unlikely as the sun is the more powerful then everything currently below it). Next would be the Biosphere. If it is threatened then the Humanity must do what is needed to protect it, even if that means the death of some, but never all, of Humanity. Finally, if humanity is threatened, including a single member, then any number of animals can be killed in order to save its life (although killing in excess should be avoided).
6. All religions are created equally and since any or all of them maybe the true religion of god (if there is a god), then no human can rightly say that a religion is bad or wrong. With the exception of religions that have the consequences of the destruction of the Biosphere, the Sun, or human lives.
Universalistic Sun Worship was founded by Paul Klavins and is subject to change.
Paul Klavins created an intresting religion known as Universalistic Sun Worship.
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A religion in which followers worship the Sun, because it's reliable and nurturing, and far more probable than a judeo-christian god. Followers are called athelists.
"Hey man, ditch that old, dirty religion for this new, happy, shiny, warm one called Universalistic Sun Worship."
"You mean athelism?"
"Yeah dude"
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Parents who practice the liberal religion of Unitarian Universalism. They are usually amazingly tolerant, and open to letting their kids explore whatever they want (i.e. their bodies, hallucinogens, alcohol, other kids' bodies, ETC.) Unitarian moms and dads are incredible cooks, and they always use organic ingredients they picked at the local farm. They're often (but not always) of higher income, and 99.9% of them vote Democrat simply because they're far too smart to do otherwise. Their kids grow up to be well-rounded and successful, and many of them go to work for the Diplomatic Corps. The best thing about Unitarian Universalist parents is that they love their kids no matter what. They don't give a cosmic f**k if their son or daughter grows up and finds a new religion, discovers he or she is gay, or elopes with a dirty, shoeless hippie. They'll just give them a hug and invite them (and the shoeless hippie spouse) over for a gourmet tofu steak and some imported beer.
Unitarian teenager: Bye, Mom and Mom! I'm going to a 4/20 party!
Unitarian mom: Have a good time, honey. Remember to bring some condoms.
Other Unitarian mom: Call us if you think you'll be home by tomorrow!
One year later...
Unitarian teenager: Mom and Mom! I was accepted to Harvard!
Unitarian mom: That's fantastic, honey. I knew all those years of Mandarin Chinese, French, Tagalog, Russian, Arabic, Portuguese, Afrikaans, and conversational Greek lessons would pay off!
Other Unitarian mom: Let's go on a spirit journey in the Sahara Desert to celebrate!
As you can see, Unitarian Universalist Parents are the only parents who know how to live.
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Universalist Anunnakism, also Anunnaki Universalism, Anunnakist Universalism, Universalist Zuism or Zuist Universalism is the name of a form of Anunnakism and Ziism, derived from universalist paganism, which believes that all gods, especially those of pagan, neopagan, Abrahamic religions, Dharmic, Asian, African, European and Native gods are the same Anunnaki gods with different names, or at least they are Anunnaki. Universalist Anunnakism is regarded as an extended and vast form of anurasism (anuraΕ‘ism), and Universalist Anunnakism also believes that the teachings and philosophies of the Anunnaki and Anunnakism are universal and applicable to the entire universe and existence, such as the law of polarity, neutral extraphysicalism, pandivinism, extranaturalism, extramaterialism, spiritualism and the Law of An. Universalist Anunnakism also believes that all gods and all life forms come from the same source of creation, the divine, and that the divine directly influences the universe and existence.
Universalist Anunnakism is a form of Anunnakism which believes that Anunnakism is something universal and that all the values and teachings of Anunnakism are applicable everywhere.