University of Colorado at Denver

Urban School in Downtown Denver located on the Platt River. The school is part of a triumverate of two other schools on the same campus, Metro State and the Community College of Denver. The school (student body) is under a spell of selective mutism and the professors are home grown indoctrines. Class is like sitting with some hillbilly tokers(mainly professors) who talk about the antigoverment and the confederate flag all day. The girls here are all maried, usually from freshman year and the guy selection is like some banana picking brazilian dudes, no class no brains. Predominant minorities of the school include zeebs, gangster blacks, transvestites, and kids who wish they got excepted to CU Boulder.

"Im sure these outkasts just need a little help. " "Like a magic bullet." "University of Colorado at Denver, Push it a long, Push it Along, Push it Along"

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university of northern colorado

mid sized university located in Greeley, Colorado not too far from Denver. Filled with the future teachers, nurses, actors, and musicians of Colorado and the US.

In comparison w/ CSU and CU which tend to attract many many out of staters from all over the country (many who come for the mountains) UNC is primarily populated by young women from Denver's many suburbs (many prospective elementary teachers). Women outnumber men by far.

Though downtown Greeley is very disconnected from UNC and the college culture, there are plenty of college hangouts along 16th street (Maggie's java joint, Roma's etc.)

UNC is surrounded by huge houses, many of them 10 bedrooms which the upperclassmen tend to populate.

UNC is a blast and no place I'd rather be.

UNC is incredible. The University of Northern Colorado is quite simply everything I hoped it would be and more.

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