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Town in Colorado. Curiously, or coincidentally, the town smells like cow shit, as do most inhabitants due to either gay sex or crystal meth addiction.
According to the only hetero non-addict to ever come from Greeley, the only two decent things about this place are:
1 - Ice Skating Rink (Now a drug peddaling location)
2 - Lots of Cow Shit = Lots of Magic Mushrooms
So, in essence, when one stops to think of Greeley, all that need be thought is the act of one man sucking another man's penis while getting fucked in the ass for a ten dollar bag of meth. (Such occurances in the public are common)
Jim - "Duuuuude, last weekend I got a ten sack of meth for letting some dude poke me in the pooper!"
Dan - "Oh yeah, you went to Greeley, right?"
Jim - "Yeah, how'd you know?"
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a nice town with a lot of mexicans on the east side and big houses on the west side; 2 well known gangs surenos and nortenos
high schools:
greeley central emo
greeley west-preppy
northridge-gangsta
john: have you been to greeley
dale: yeah it was a nice town from what i saw
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the most awsomest post hardcore screamo bandwith the sexiest frontman ryan zimmerman
me: holy shit i got beaten up in the mosh pit for greeley estates
friend: really?!
me: yeah i have so many fucking bruises
friend: aw that sucks
me: yeah but it was worth it
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You are Greeley if you love retro movies, eat sweetish fish, play xbox, like to chill, listen to Greeley estates( must also be your favorite band ) , as well as have an amazing smile and can get any girl you want, and finally you must live the high life of Mac Miller
Jake is Greeley for being a bum
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Greeley, Colorado is famous for hardly existing. The college or university or whatever a nitwit might call it is so far below Mediocre, it's classified as an 'advanced kindergarten'. Nothing else exists in the city except drunks and child molesters. Zombie-fied citizens, the living dead, where you go other than Hell, the ultimate cess pool!
I went to Greeley Colorado to see what was there, and I was so surprised to find NOTHING at all. This hole makes Buffalo, New York look like Heaven
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n. 1. orgasm of the eardrums
2. an optimistic convulsion
3. snack packs in a backpack
1. "I just listened to Greeley Estates, do you have a q-tip by any chance?"
2. "Oh my god! Are you alright? You were just foaming at the mouth."
"Oh no, it's ok. It's only Greeley Estates."
3. "FRAPLAH."
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what can i say..nothing good.greeley co is filled with wanna be gangsters.people act like the people at wallmart (bad wallmart in town)all the time.nothing to do,except get high and drink.cause thats what almost everykid is diong.a mexican white community.with alots of race issues.a hospital with steryle issues.all the shops are closing ..cause everyone shops in loveland and fortcollins.recentley had a murder case cause of a stupid child molester.lets say you visit here watch your children!
john-im visiting family in greeley colorado!
kate-better hold your children tight!
john-haha very funny ,i brought a gun..
kate -kool!heres my shank.
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