ate!upd

When a person is so drunk or zoned out, they literally need a brain software update to function again. Named after the Minecraft info_update or "ate!upd" block.

Veronica was so drunk, she needed an ate!upd to function

Ultimate Pelvic Destruction (UPD)

• Description: Medical condition. A term used to describe the swollen female genitalia or anus after vigorous prolonged coitus with a very well-endowed male. CoPD Antonym; Cod

• Parameters:
o Female will complain about being swollen shut.
o Usually with a very large deposit of male DNA.
o Must meet the following triad:
 Length
 Girth
 And, incredible natural; albeit almost brutal; stamina.
o The female, through combined effort, will have achieved a minimum of 10 vaginal, clitoral, anal (or combined) orgasms. Orgasms achieved from any position; preferably many positions; with an emphasis on deep penetrating thrusts whereby the female aides by thrusting in conjunction with the male.
o Upon completion of the act, the male remains deep in the female until pulsations from male and female cease and the female Kegel muscle releases the male from her grasp.
o Upon withdrawal, the female swells shut, trapping the male deposit for a number of days depending upon the vigorousness of the session, duration, and volume of deposit.

• Adverse medical affects:
o Honeymoon cystitis.
o Development of a hyperactive female libido.
o Swollen, sore vaginal lips for days after (what am I saying??? I want that!)
o The woman is swollen. Urination is problematic.
o Walking for the female, may be an issue.
o May required longer periods of sleep after coitus.

"OMG he FUCKED me so hard he gave me Ultimate Pelvic Destruction (UPD)!

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UPD

Last first day (in spanish último primer día)

It’s a celebration born in Latin America where high school seniors party the night before school starts, they usually go to school the next day wasted or even pass out in school.

A: are you going to the UPD?

B: yes, I am.

UPD

UPD stands for “Último primer día”. An spanish expression used mostly in Argentina referring to the last “first day” of high school. In the UPD students gather together, and party all night until school time arrives. Then they show up at school while being waisted and start jumping and singing songs, celebrating their last school year.

Student 1: hey bro, what you doin tonight

Student 2: TODAY IS MY UPD BRO, I’M GIVING IT IN THE CHIN
Student 1: what
STUDENT 2: LET IT GO IT’S SENIOR YEAR