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The coolest and shortest guy in Lagos, Portugal. Has the nicest hips and the nicest car. If you go anywhere he'll always be there. He's omnipresent. If you ever meet him take a ladder with you so he can kiss you.
"Man did you see uriel today? No bud, didn't look down."
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Uriel the typical guy everyone loves but people can’t relate too they have a sense of humor that not one can understand until you figure out what type of Uriel you have
“I can’t understand my Uriel”
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The funniest angel in the Garrison. Ask anyone!
Uriel is also kind of a dick.
Uriel is the funniest angel in the Garrison. Ask anyone.
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Somone who pretends to have a British accent to impress the ladies
Is he actually British?
No, he’s Uriel
A funny, loyal, trust worthy person. Usually a male, with a need for adventure and fun. Uriel is always there for their friends but struggles with trusting people themselves. Uriel may be able to sense when someone will be important to them, and once they're your friend, Uriel will not want to let you go. Uriel can be the therapist friend a lot, but that doesn't mean that they don't have a sense of humor. Because they are hilarious, the kind of person you can stay up all night with talking to. If you have a Uriel in your life, be sure to keep them. Uriel grows attached easily and is very understanding of people. Uriel can keep secrets and when they open up to you, they'll know that you can keep there's. Uriel can be protective of their friends but they always treat people with respect. Uriel is the type of person you will never meet twice. And an amazing friend if you have one in your life.
Stranger 1: Who's that? They seem to make everyone feel better?
Stranger 2: That's Uriel! They're amazing, always puts a smile on their friends faces. Not to mention loyal!
Stranger 1: Seriously?? I want to be friends with Uriel!
Stranger 2: Have fun! They'll take you on a great great adventure!
He is the best in the world when it comes to sex. He has a 48 inch dick that will go up your girls pussy. He will never be alone because his dick is too attractive. His dick is way bigger than black people.
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A charming and astonishing person. Always a good friend, some one who is reliable to talk to. Laughs & smiles alot and cherishes friends. Very unique and appealing. Great in bed and has a big dick.
You should get yourself an Uriel
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