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An actual queen don’t fuck with her or you might die. Not sea witch go fuck yourself. Very talented with a grade A booty. Suductress and will steal your man/women/or nb, hide your significant other.
Ursula stole my girlfriend today.
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In gay culture and "Ursula" is a heavy set masculine and rugged lesbian woman like the female equivalent to a bear.
Cub: "hey why is a woman at the bear meeting? she doesn't look like a chaser."
Papa bear: "oh thats an ursula. Like the lesbian equivalent of a bear."
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a vagina that is very old, tight and crusty. Due to old age and lots of "boom boom"
Johnny: Should me and Sarah do it mate, i feel ready
Laddy Boi: Nah G she has an ursula i heard
Johnny: *proceeds to gag*
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A person named after the villain of the little mermaid.
Usually they are from Winnipeg. Typically they resemble the porn star Asia Carrera, aspire to be dental hygenist, exercise by playing wii tennis, are professional rice eater, sleep a lot, like to watch weird movies, go crazy when drunk and are mad Justin Bieber fans.
"Wow you were going crazy at the club! You went all Ursula and tried to fight the bouncer!"
"Can you stop inspecting my teeth like an Ursula"
"Sure the Justin Bieber song `Baby` is great, doesn't mean you need to play it all the time like an Ursula"
"Even though you are Ursula, cuz you are such a rice fiend, I still like you as a friend"
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The definition of Ursula is a Girl with a really big penis, with multiple chins, no neck and, likes to steal shit from little kids
Dude 1: Dude did you see that blimp fly by?
Dude 2: That was no Blimp that was an Ursula!
Dude 1: Holy fucking shit run for your life!!!!!!!!!!!
Ursula steals: My little sisters Dildo
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A fat lady who weighs over at least 200 pounds, and doesn't have a neck. They have multiple chins.
Steve: Holy shit! Did you see that whale go by?
Riley: Dude. That's no whale... IT'S AN URSULA!!!
Steve: OH MY GOD RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFE MAN.
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Fake. Annoying to a fault. Always tries to be the center of attention, unsuccessfully. Always prepared to make any subject about herself regardless of the conversation, with the sole intention to belittle everyone around her. Will tell your secrets to the world. Will accuse you of being prejudice or racist, although she is the only one guilty of it.
Resembles the cartoon character.
Innocent bystander 1: my ears...my ears..they’re bleeding! What was that??!! Nails on a chalkboard slow and nail breaking?!?!
Ursula: hi highdhi!
Innocent bystander 2: if you can still hear me....Run. RUN. ITS URSULA!!!
Ursula: (unaware room is empty...still talking incoherently)
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