vac

1. A time-saving term for "vacuuming" with a vacuum cleaner.

2. A science fiction term for jettisoning a person or thing into the vacuum of space from a spacecraft or station.

1. It would be lovely if you would vac the bedroom while I'm at the store.

2. President Roz' primary method of conflict resolution is to vac the problem out the nearest airlock.

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little vac

The little annoying rat bastard co-worker that nobody likes. Often sucking the bosses cock and taking it all the way past his tonsils. Do not say any jokes or have any fun around him because word will surely reach the bossman during a felacio session.

Guy: Man i dont how the boss found out what i said.
Other Guy: Probably that cocksucker Little Vac.

vac-hatin

When friends post awesome vacation pictures on social media and you have to hate on them.

Did you see Josie's pictures of her stay in Italy? Man I was doing some vac-hatin!

Stu Vac

Stu Vac: Short for Student Vacation, Stu Vac is a short break taken before exams for the purpose of study and more usually procrastination.

"Stu Vac, traditionally known for its ability to turn apparently normal university students into caffine-guzzling, chain-smoking procrastinators..." - Honi Soit Article, Week 13, Semester I, 2006
"Stuvac: the best excuse for a piss up since 9/11" - Ibid

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Vac Job

1 (n.) terrible blow job which may include bitting, excessive sucking and/or sloppy noises
2 (n.) any painful blow job from a girl or guy taking too many hints from COSMO magazine

-- What happened in Canada man?
-- Nothin, just a vac job
-- better than a vagcicle
-- true.

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table vac

Someone who snorts drugs.

"Kenny's been using speed again!"
"Yeah, he's becoming a real table vac"

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Sack Vac

While sleeping, a guys scrotum suctions to his anus and creates a vacuum causing him to snore.

I couldnt sleep last night because my husband's sack vac was was on full blast.