veitch

veitch (verb, noun) veitched,veitch-ing

-verb (used with object)
1. To beat someone until they are hospitalized.
..........eg. If you don't shut up I'm going to veitch the crap out of you

2. To assault someone until they require use of a wheelchair.
..........eg. Stop laughing at my turrets syndrome or i'll veitch you


-noun
3. a beating or assault.
..........eg. You should have seen the veitch I layed down on your mum

4. someones faecal matter.
..........eg. You should have seen the veitch I layed down on your mum

5. a numerical unit, equal to either 100,000, 130,000, or 150,000 depending on the news report.
..........eg. I'd pay a dozen veitch to sleep with your mum

See above for examples of veitch; below for localised explanation

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Veitch

To Veitch someone is to kick or punch them down the stairs, and when they land at the bottom, repeatedly kick them in the spine until you hear several faint cracks, followed be the delicious seeping of marrow. You then wait four to six hours to take the person to hospital, perhaps watching television in the meantime.

Later, you will tearfully apologise on national television and your story will become an inspiration for men everywhere.

1) "I fully gave that bitch a hard Veitching last night."

2) "I Veitched her so hard, she made damn sure not to burn my roast when she came home after the spinal rehab unit."

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veitched

To be seriously assaulted by a TV personality with short man syndrome, and be paid to keep your mouth shut. Normally performed in New Zealand.

Bro did you hear Lorraine got veitched by Murray?

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To Veitch

verb

1) To beat, maim or otherwise fuck up one's partner, friend or previously supposed loved one - usually involving several kicks to the spine.

2) To lose one's job at TVNZ

To Veitch: You don't shut up, I'll Veitch the crap out of you.

Man, I tried apologising on national television, but I got Veitched anyway.

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Veitch

Pronunciation{veech}

–noun
1. a person or thing that can melt your skin on contact
2. the area of skin meltation
-verb
3. to melt the skin of another on contact

{Origin: 1325–75; ME vei(c)che < AF; OF veicce (F veisce) < L vicia}

—Related forms
Veitchlike, adjective

1. Don't spill that acid because it will veitch you.
2. This is where the veitch occured.
3. Please don't veitch me, I won't do it again.

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The Veitch method

Deprived from ancient Scotland the Veitch method is the well known act of completing a task in the best way possible. Carried through traditions "The Veitch Method" is widely regarded amongst those who wish to complete tasks not only efficiently but the best way.

I am going to build a deck, and I will be using "The Veitch method" for deck construction (The best way.)