velcro

(verb) to velcro: to mingle pubic areas together during lesbian sex;

(noun) velcro: the pubic hair

(abstract noun): the act of rubbing one velcro against another

derivitives:

velcro style
velcro sex
velcro meshing
velcro frotting
velcro fun

The two women gave each other a good old velcro up against the wall in the gay club.

The noise of intertwining velcro disturbed the sleepers in the next bed.

Her velcro was as crinkly as a Persian lamb coat.

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velcro

Tiny interlocking loops of man-made material. Found on the shoes of kindergardeners.

Person: "I want interlocking loops of man-made material on my shoes so I can be cool. I think I will buy shoes with velcro straps."

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velcro

1. a person who is very slow
2. a household appliance and the answer to everything.

That class is way too hard for me, i felt hella velcro the whole time.
OR
Velcro is useful- especially to attach the remote to the television.

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Velcro

When your beard sticks to a shaved minge during the act of foreplay.

Hey Steve , I went down on my girlfriend last night, and my beard stuck to her fanny like velcro.

Fanny minge sex

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velcro

A tool used to hold back Vaginal lips that are so large, they interferer with sexual intercourse.

This woman needs some velcro, its like elephant ears on steroids down there.

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velcroed

to get one's moustache inextricably entwined in one's partner's bearded oyster hair

mr & mrs pavarotti had become so firmly velcroed he could not sing at vinny's barmistva. instead they got coldplay

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velcro

a word used to describe a poodle or any other unattractive tiny mutt

John loved his lap dog even though the whole neighborhood thought it was annoying and resembled velcro.

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