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When someone farts in the car and the smell forces the driver to drive with his head out the window.
man you should have smelt this ace ventura john did last night.
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A Bad Ass Son of a Gun who took Elisabeth Hasselbeck back to elementary school on The View and closed out his View appearance by stating "You give me 1 hour with Dick Cheney and I'll have him confessing to the Sharon Tate murder"
When I grow up I wanna be Jesse Ventura so that I kick some serious ass!!
Jesse Ventura will kick Chuck Norris'ass
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simi valley, ventura, oxnard, camarillo, moorpark, westlake, and saticoy....located in southern california
about an hour away from LA, nice weather, good county to live in.
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Los Angeles County's cleaner, cheaper, less interesting, and less relevant neighbor to the north. Los Angeles County's relationship to Ventura County is a lot like the United States' relationship to Canada.
I needed a new camera, to I went up to one of those cheap pawn shops in Ventura County to get one for less than $50. What a bargain! Thanks Ventura County!
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Las Venturas is the 3rd city you visit in GTA : San Andreas (2004) and is based on the city of Las Vegas, Nevada. The dry city isn't as lifeless as the rest of the desert, being filled with bright lights, giant casinos, fast cars, drunken millionaires, and the occasional hippy.
"Hey man, what do you think about Las Venturas in GTA?"
"Dude, you can't turn a corner without seeing like ten supercars!"
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(v.) Describes an irresponsible, or deliberate destruction of a parcel by a delivery driver who does not appreciate his job. Taken from the titular character's portrayal of a delivery driver in the only funny movie of Jim Carrey's career.
"Man, that FedEx driver must have Ace Ventura'd the hell out of my Antec box. The whole thing is trashed."
"That's why I ship with USPS, douche."
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