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I rather use tin can phones then use their service. They have a dozen monkeys and a turtle in charge of their billing and thousands of towel heads working in customer service.
Friend-"Dude how'd you get that much money back"
Me-"Shh, because a dozen monkeys and a turtle are incharge of their billing."
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A wireless cell phone company that claims to be "America's most reliable". They have terrible commercials, I mean, who wants 1000 people following them everywhere?
Can you hear me now? Good.
Verizon
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Mathematically inept to the point of not knowing dollars from cents. For example, see the YouTube clips where a succession of Verizon employees demonstrate they do not know the difference.
Q. Why does anyone play the lottery at those odds?
A. They don't realise it's a tax on verizons.
Q. What does it mean when a footballer says he's going to give 110%?
A. No-one really knows. It's a thing verizons say when they want to sound keen and cool.
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When you either receive head or jack your meat then bust in the females ears and ask her " can you hear me now "
head sperm bust sex funnyverizon
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Verizon Verizon Communications Inc. (NYSE:VZ), parent company to Verizon Wireless (the number 2 cell phone provider in the United States) is one of the largest communication companies in the world. Founded in 2000 following the merger of Bell Atlantic Corp. and GTE Corp. Verizon has quickly become one of the world’s largest communications companies. Headquartered in New York, Verizon does over $71 billion in revenue, annually.
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+ Recently merged with MCI
+ Number 2 cell phone service provider (in number of clients) behind Cingular Wireless, Inc. (As off 11/1/2005)
+ Has the largest, most reliable wireless network in the United States
I love Verizon, there the best!
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A large and dependable cell phone company. They hold the largest network. Currently in an advertisement war with AT&T, another very large cell phone company. Verizon would currently have nearly every person in the USA committed to them if they supported the iPhone. However, different versions of the new "Droid" are beginning to challenge this.
Person 1: Man, did you see that John just switched to Verizon?
Person 2: Yeah, I know. He gets better coverage in my cellar than my AT&T phone gets in my bedroom.
Person 1: It is very trusty. Only problem is that he can't get the iPhone. But still, that droid is just as nice.
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1. To neuter, or remove features from an electronic device, especially a cell phone, with the intent to make more money.
My new cell has been severely verizoned. I can't even get my photos off of it without paying them.
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