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Scooter used late at night after heavy drinking.
I wasn't drunk-drivin' my vespa, you fuckin' pig!
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An Easter egg delivering queer chariot. these are the choosen steed of the born again scooterist in a mid-life crisis often over adorned in cheap and nasty chrome products,lights,mirrors,easter eggs and shod in white wall ditch finder tyres made in eastern europe making the 125cc engine even less powerful than an african child with malnutrition& TB.These fishtail parka wearing freaks are sniggered at by both members of the public and proper scooterist alike.
The most widely available is the PX which has been around in 1 form or another for about nearly 30 years. However to see one this old is pretty rare as they have either been hacked to bits and turned into cutdowns or a rat bike or at the 1st sign of rust they roll over and pack it in a bit like France in 1940. Surprisingly for a machine made a by an Italian company who made war products it has no high speed reverse gear or even a reverse gear come to think of it. Although the sad twats who put them into vans and drive them to scooter rallies instead of riding them there would probaly appreciate one.
Can normally be found disintergrating in a garage/garden near you
Hello sailor I ride a gayer's bike a Vespa and like northern soul I wish I had a proper mans scooter a Lambretta
Any one whishing to ride one of these should be shot on the spot at once
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1) A vehicle that you will drive, but tell no one that you do
2) Someone that you would fuck, but not tell anyone you did
1) I don't drive a Vespa!
2) Sure, I'll fuck you, you damn Vespa
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Slow, bad handling cult machine, recently popularised by sad advertising men without an original idea between them.
Or a form of transport favoured by wordscooterboys/word
Look at the rust on that Vespas mudgurd.
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vespa is a dirty scummy bastard, kiddy flidling fuckers. who should leave kids ALONE
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A Girl that you would fuck, and only tell a few people, usually best friends.
Guy 1: Ya, I'd do her, but I prolly wouldn't tell anyone.
Guy 2: Naw, She's a Vespa Platinum, I'd tell a few people.
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inexpensive platform for demonstrating one's homosexuality
One's manhood is tarnished or diminished when participating in the vespa drivers' experience
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