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the secret is victoria is a man
(barfing after reading0
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what both man an women can enjoy
men:like to look at almost naked chicks
women:like to shop for under garments
Example 1: "close laptop"
friend: where you watching porn
you: no "opens laptop"
friend: oh Victoria's Secret website
you:yep
Example 2:
women: hey this Victoria's secret panties are uncomfortable i think I'm going to take them off
You:ok
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One of the very few things in the world both women and men love. Victoria's Secret models are the most beautiful women in the world which perform in the amazing Victoria's Secret Fashion Show every fall as well as in other cool publicity.
Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2006 is the best example to see this brand in its very best.
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The act of putting a warm wet towel on the genitals of your partner after ejaculation.
"Does she know Victoria's Secret?"
"Yes and it's amazing!"
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when your spouse or sexual partner wears loads of make up, the male soaks his genitalia in water or oil, and repeatedly slaps the female until her make up comes off onto the penis. the male then inserts his penis into the female's mouth.
"My girlfriend wears too much make up."
"Hey man, Victoria's Secret can fix that!"
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Oh man that victoria's secret magazine is nice as hell!
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When you ooze girl-juices all over your pair of overpriced panties.
Samantha got dressed to the nines --fancy new lingerie and all--for her big date with a hot new stud, but after spending 10 minutes with him, she was so turned on that she completely soiled her $40 pair of panties with her Victoria's Secretions.