the Voice

the show on NBC. Better than American Idol. 2011 Judges: Cee Lo Green, "X-tina" Aguilera, Blake Shelton, and Adam Levine. Each Judge has their own group of contestants. Not only are contestants competing to be the winner of the Voice, but the judges are fighting to have the winning singer.

"Dude, lets watch the Voice. The show is awesome. It makes American Idol look like shit"
"I bet. Ever since almost all the judges left American Idol; the show fell apart.

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The Voices

Scary sounds that people hear in their heads when they don't have any friends.

Something people say to get kicked out of walmart

Something people say when they don't want to talk to you.

Something people say when they want to see a therapist.

Mom: Hi honey, want to invite a friend over?

Son: AHH it's the voices again!

or

Random Guy: WHERE ARE THE SINGING HAMSTERS...OH NO IT'S THE VOICES AGAIN!

Walmart Employee: Brah, I think you need to see a therapist..snort.............snort

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Voices

Production of sound generally emitted from the larynx. However, there are several cases where phonological chambers run haywire, causing feedback loops that disrupt functional day to day thought

“Oh no, Youngboy’s voice is stuck inside my head. He’s manipulating my every action! I hear Mickey Mouse too! These blasted voices

Voice

A voice channel in a VOIP application such as Discord, Teamspeak etc.

Yo jason get in voice, we're shitposting.

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VOIC

Acronym for 'Voice Over InterOffice Cube'.
Non-electronic communication. Opposite of compunicate.
Using one's voice to communicate in the office rather than instant message or e-mail.

Getting off your arse and physically visiting your co-worker thus utilizing your verbal skills as opposed to your
IM or E-mail.

'Hi Jim, since you haven't replied to any of my emails explaining your layoff, I'll try VOIC.'

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The voices

Those things in your head that are way too loud, buy no one else could hear them, they sometimes tell you do things you don't want to

oh crap the voices are telling me to fuck her, but she looks like a man

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The Voice

A flop factory where the winner of the competition gets.... A high position on the bubbling under charts.

The Voice: AND THE WINNER IS STACEY. GET READY FOR NO SUCCESS AT ALL