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This Is Jesus, SHE controls your life. She is the voice in your head telling you to do those very odd things. There is no escape.
Wagner: You, yes you, you should have sex, get a baby, have a low end job, all under the age of sixteen. You won't, your not worthy enough.
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To paint a room or fencing panel in a rapid yet controlled manner
Person 1: what are you up to?
Person 2: just having a quick Wagner, talk in a bit.
Person 1: sound mate, loving that show room finish
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Wag-ner-i-tis : noun
: an acute contagious disease that directly effects the ability to go to a job or school. Symptoms vary from a simple inability to arrive on time to severe symptoms which include unwillingness to get out of bed and/or refusal to be employed. Often times the disease is passed easily among close friends, family and co-workers. If not addressed early on, Wagneritis can lead to being broke, living with parents, and/or Ergophobia.
"Erica caught a bad case of Wagneritis, quit her job, never got another one and passed it on to people around her."
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To have someone pawn their work off on you, causing a ton of issues that creates more work that was originally involved
“I was having a chill Monday morning, listening to “Brandy (You’re a Fine Girl)”, and all of the sudden I got Wagnered with 6 blue boards” - Chad
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verb; to milk the breasts of one's mother
That guy just Wagnered his mom.
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a wicked dope dude who wrote teh dopest operazz
a jawsome sweetness of Wagner's: Tristan und Isolde
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to masturbate, name after the xfactor singer of the same name, having a wagner!
mate, shut the door, im having a wagner!
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