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Wag-ner-i-tis : noun
: an acute contagious disease that directly effects the ability to go to a job or school. Symptoms vary from a simple inability to arrive on time to severe symptoms which include unwillingness to get out of bed and/or refusal to be employed. Often times the disease is passed easily among close friends, family and co-workers. If not addressed early on, Wagneritis can lead to being broke, living with parents, and/or Ergophobia.
"Erica caught a bad case of Wagneritis, quit her job, never got another one and passed it on to people around her."
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A late Romantic era composer known for his brilliant innovations in harmony and immensely large scale operas but also for his controversal proto-fascist views. Wagner composed mostly operas and, unlike most other composers, created his own librettos rather than setting music to those written by others. He also greatly developed the techniques of leitmotifs and through-composition.
Today, Wagner is probably best known for the wedding chorus popularly known as Here Comes the Bride (from his opera Lohengrin) and Ride of the Valkyries (from his opera The Valkyrie). Also, much of the modern stereotype of opera comes from his work, specifically the Ring cycle operas.
Due to his ultra-right wing politics and connection to the Nazi Germany, he is rather controversal composer and his work is more or less blacklisted in Israel.
Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries is far better than any of those silly metal songs.
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To have someone pawn their work off on you, causing a ton of issues that creates more work that was originally involved
“I was having a chill Monday morning, listening to “Brandy (You’re a Fine Girl)”, and all of the sudden I got Wagnered with 6 blue boards” - Chad
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verb; to milk the breasts of one's mother
That guy just Wagnered his mom.
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a wicked dope dude who wrote teh dopest operazz
a jawsome sweetness of Wagner's: Tristan und Isolde
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when you take a dump and splatter the inside of the bowl like a wagner power painter.
man who just took a wagner in the womens room?
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to masturbate, name after the xfactor singer of the same name, having a wagner!
mate, shut the door, im having a wagner!
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