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walmart

The only store that has the same person both greeting you when you enter, and then checkin your bags to make sure you didn't steal anything, when you leave.

Walmart...Only In America

by BMoney February 1, 2005

709πŸ‘ 160πŸ‘Ž


Walmarting

Walmarting is what all your friends know you did, but never actually saw you do. Walmarting is an alleged sexual interaction that others suspect happened or will happen due to viable circumstance.

Jason and Ashley disappeared from the party together, they were probably walmarting.

by Safiyya June 20, 2014

26πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Walmart

The largest retailer in the world, the second largest corporation in the world and now the largest grocery and toy retailer in the USA. When Wal-Mart moves into an area it creates traffic problems and environmental problems. Is known for its bad public relations, slave wages and benefits that match, predatory pricing, use of cheap foreign labor to produce it’s goods in countries such as China, Korea, Philippines, Malaysia, Cambodia, Thailand, and Vietnam, and often employing illegal immigrants for dirt cheap wages here in the USA…all the while advertising it’s phony patriotism.

Known for its large box like appearance and super massive parking lots with no trees. Walmart is crowded with people who do not have the best hygiene and are often overweight due to the excessive junk food they purchase at Walmart. Perhaps one of the worst things Walmart does is to move into an area, drive out all other businesses and then close down, leaving the area decimated.

Walmart is the single largest importer of foreign produced good in the USA. So I guess that’s what they mean when they say in their commercials β€œBringing it home to the USA”?

by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006

343πŸ‘ 80πŸ‘Ž


walmart

The center of all evil.

See McDonalds.

Person 1: Hey let's go to walmart and then to McDonalds!!!!!111one!1!!!!
Person 2(the cool person): nah, I think I'll hang out at this locally owned coffee shop/market instead.

by stuff you, jemaine! January 26, 2009

105πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Walmart

A place where you can flirt with underage trashy trailer-park girls, or have a young senorita beav you.

"Man, the hot buxom little mexican chick showed me her cooter at Walmart. The sap is flowin' continuously.

by Running out of patience February 4, 2007

720πŸ‘ 183πŸ‘Ž


walmart

Supermarket of obscene size, with greeters having a permanent cheesy smile.

My emo girlfriend is a greeter at Walmart

by Kerb November 27, 2004

157πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


walmart

a corporation soon to rule the world with the help of McDonalds.

A) Hey wanna go to Walmart?

B) I would teabag walmart if they sold nuts big enough to do it!

A) I hear they're rolling back prices.

by This guy! May 31, 2005

854πŸ‘ 224πŸ‘Ž