Guy: I totaly pwnd that chick
Guy2: Dude, you better watch out, she's no wampus! Brains, loyal and a bod
Guy: Please sucka she won't know what hit it.
Guy2: Ok, guys. Don't say I didn't warn you. She's got that pc hidden for leverage w/ codes cracked.
3π 13π
When a woman has such a large camel toe that it apperas to be an ass in the front. Formed from rolls of fat gathered from the thighs.
Ughh.. Did you see that wampus on her?
16π 23π
a squid/girlfriend that perpetually whines and complains, usually without taking a breath.....
that jen is a fucking wampus.... i can hear her from outside!!!
13π 29π
Something that is messed up or disorganized.
The bed sheets are cocky-wampus
not straight, not square, not level, i.e. "crooked"
Those wingnuts that framed the house were stupid and now the walls and floor are all caddy wampus
89π 22π
A black cat with a bright red asshole.
Wampus cat lives in the parking lot. He doesnβt get hit by cars cause he lifts up his tail and everyone can see his giant red asshole.
24π 5π
A person who does something totally stupid. One lacking the common sense God gave a monkey.
You just spilled your drink on me you wampus cod!