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Wampus

A simpleton. not smart

Guy: I totaly pwnd that chick
Guy2: Dude, you better watch out, she's no wampus! Brains, loyal and a bod
Guy: Please sucka she won't know what hit it.
Guy2: Ok, guys. Don't say I didn't warn you. She's got that pc hidden for leverage w/ codes cracked.

by ittybittyspidergotyour# October 26, 2009

3πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


wampus

When a woman has such a large camel toe that it apperas to be an ass in the front. Formed from rolls of fat gathered from the thighs.

Ughh.. Did you see that wampus on her?

by u84 July 11, 2008

16πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


wampus

a squid/girlfriend that perpetually whines and complains, usually without taking a breath.....

that jen is a fucking wampus.... i can hear her from outside!!!

by easelove June 28, 2006

13πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


Cocky-Wampus

Something that is messed up or disorganized.

The bed sheets are cocky-wampus

by MeepAttack August 13, 2012


caddy wampus

not straight, not square, not level, i.e. "crooked"

Those wingnuts that framed the house were stupid and now the walls and floor are all caddy wampus

by littlekicker November 2, 2009

89πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Wampus cat

A black cat with a bright red asshole.

Wampus cat lives in the parking lot. He doesn’t get hit by cars cause he lifts up his tail and everyone can see his giant red asshole.

by Kevinasneezaday November 12, 2019

24πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


wampus cod

A person who does something totally stupid. One lacking the common sense God gave a monkey.

You just spilled your drink on me you wampus cod!

by 166enco4life November 11, 2009