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Wampus

An attitude, nay, a lifestyle, exhibiting extreme amounts of self-determination, self-actualisation, and self-fulfilment in spite of adversity. It can be used to as an adjective, verb or noun, denoting that the word itself displays extreme levels of wamposity. It does what it wants; not because it should, merely because it can. So it is to be wampus.

Note: there are many sub categories of wampus depending on the context of the situation. A person acting entirely out of self-interest to the extreme detriment or inconvenience of others is said to be Dark wampus; those who abuse wamposity in the pursuit of extraordinarily murderous or perverse affairs are spoken of in hushed tones, truly they are the practitioners of the forbidden art of Black wamposity.

"You could have gotten your own Dr. Pepper but you chose to drink at least four sips of mine. I counted."

"Heh, I'm wamps."

"Love my balls!"

"Won't!"

"Heh, totally gonna, for it is a royal decree, and none shall question the wampus King."

by Not King Wampus February 27, 2015

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Wampus

1. A wildcat.
2. A mountain lion.
3. A mythical Tennessee cat-like creature.
4. A possum.

The farmer shot at the wampus one night when it scared the chickens.

by Bonnie Crystal October 6, 2007

36๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wampus

A person that is a little off, slow or just a stupid dumbass fool

Please excuse my friend for speaking like that, he is a little wampus.

by Mr2 spyder May 1, 2016

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Wampus

A cat. Also known as a kitty wampus.

My mom: "AWW! Who's my little wampus?"
Cat: "Meow........"

by That One Chick9 August 26, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wampus

A vagina with balls

Dude, I pulled down her pants and saw her giant wampus. It was so disgusting!

by Cbarthmaier1 May 28, 2017


Wampus

The pedophile leader of the meth head tweakers who live at locust lake. The Wampi steal cars and chop them up, repaint them, and sell for meth money in their chop shop. The wampus is a big bald guy who wears a bear coat and lives in a metal shack.

"Who's that bald, pedophile in the bear coat?"
"Oh, that be da Wampus."

by IDon'tTouchChildren ;) September 4, 2018

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Wampus

When your anus is like a vacuum and you get popcorn stuck in your shitter.

Last night I was wampus

by wampus420 April 4, 2018

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