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The act or the art of jerking off but the word sounds cool so I can just say I'm wanking instead of saying I'm jerking off
Wanking
Hey Michael is wanking right now
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Developed in support of the Anti-Planking Movement. It is the act of smearing one's sweaty cock on any surface that is known as a common area for planking. This method is used to prevent planking on these surfaces, and if fails to do so is done in hopes that a planker will use his/her mouth on these surfaces while planking. It was developed by Anti-Planking leader, Drew the Wanker.
He was wanking on the row of gum ball machines because he hates hipster douchebags planking on them. He is a true patriot.
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The act or the art of jerking off but the word sounds cool so I can just say I'm wanking instead of saying I'm jerking off
Wanking
Hey Michael is wanking right now
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self abuse with a copy of mayfair
i love it at night when i'm wanking
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The most epic dance in the history of epic dances.
we should go wanking to an epic beat.
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An exclamation of approval and/or solidarity, generally applied in response to words, actions, or situations that can be broadly interpreted as clever, humorous, ironic, and/or irreverent.
Most effective when used in a funny voice, in an irritating context, or as a knee-jerk reaction to everyday occurrences.
Call: "Why are you mixing the ranch and bbq in such a precise ratio? It's just Wendy's chicken nuggets, man, it doesn't really matter all that much..."
Response: "Wank wank wank."
Call: "Why are you trying to ride three skateboards stacked on top of each other? That's just stupid!"
Response: "Wank wank wank."
Call: "Are you seriously going for triple fabs right now? It's 4AM! You have class in 5 hours!"
Response: "Wank wank wank."
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The most retarded kind of Pokemon made when the nutters at Nintendo take too many sniffs of the good old nose candy
Pokemon trainer - see that wank wank over there
Wank wank - *makes Downey noise*
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