A sharp cheese headed boy, who insists upon being called "The Wedge" but alas this will never be the case as this person is but a child in an adult world.
Beddis- " Wedge, how u doing cocka?"
Wedge- "Its The Wedge!"
Beddis & Furniss- " No its not"
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wedge |wej|
short for wedgie; someone who constantly annoys or interrupts you. Basically, a pain in the a**.
Andrea: Oh my god, Andrew, did you hear--
Emily: hey! Wanna hang out today?
Andrew: uh...
(Emily leaves)
Andrea: sorry about that. Emily is the biggest wedge.
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If in a round/shout of drinks and the other drinkers are too slow drinking their drinks. You may have a wedge which is an extra drink you buy just for yourself. However the shout or round will continue as normal.
Gee, Phil is thirsty , couldn't wait for me to buy the next shout. He has gone and got a wedge.
Anyperson who masturbates excessively, causeing chafing of the skin and arousal by virtually all members of the opposite sex.
Alex, youre such a Wedge! i heard what you do every night in front of the computer.
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Someone who consistently invites themself into a conversation, group or event. Normally knows you daily schedule. Enjoys telling stories that occured like 4.567 seconds before. Also enjoys telling stories that begin with "This one time..." and "Oh and another time." These will continue until invervention protocols are initiated. Normally farted upon by peers.
Buckley!!!
Who is this wedge?
Why are you wedging into this conversation??
Are you trying to wedge into my LAN?
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Wedge: 1. Hot, Awesome, Fantastic, Fetch. Wedgetastic, Wedgerific, Wedgeiful
2. Ass.
3. In reference to an alcoholic drink "Chocolate Orange Wedge."
1. That is sooooooo wedge!
2. Back that wedge up!
3. A little Chocolate. A little orange. A little Wedge.
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The don himself. This guy runs the place, Dan the Man used to be his sex slave, but quit to work for SideburnZ. Overall Wedge can be summed up in six and a half words.
He is really great at doing Sta.... (I did say a half didn't I)
Wedge got wedged into the corner of his car again. Someone get this man the jaws of life.
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