weenis

A portmanteau of 'wimp' and 'penis'. an alternative to 'wuss' (a portmanteau of 'wimp' and 'pussy') because there is nothing wimpy about an orifice you can push a baby out of.

"I can't come in to work today. My new tattoo hurts too much!"
"Steve! Don't be such a weenis!"

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Weenie

A scared person who is afraid to take chances or step out of their comfort zone. Usually, this word is used to describe a person who is afraid to go after the boy or girl that they like.

Ali is a weenie because she won't talk to Nicholas.
Stephanie isn't a weenie; she texted her crush last night.

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Weenie

A penis. Usually small.

Hey! You have a very small weenie!

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weenie

a somewhat small glizzy

Look at adam his weenie is so small!

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weenis

Its actually the skin on your elbow.

Ow, I hit my weenis on the refrigerator.

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weenie

1) a small hotdog
2) baby talk for the male genitals (aka a PENIS)
3) an insult used by pre-schoolers

1) We rosted weenies over the fire

2) Pre-schooler 1: I'll show you my weenie if you show me yours.
Pre-schooler 2: Ok, one, two, three
Teacher: CHILDREN! STOP THIS AT ONCE!

3) Pre-schooler 1: Nanapoopoo you're a weenie!
Pre-schooler 2: waaa pre-schooler 1 called me a weenie!

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Weenie

A word that little kids use instead of saying the word dick or penis

"You're such a weenie!" A 5 yr old said

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