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a rich private school with over privileged white kids. the location of this school is irrelevant, just like everyone there. all these kids are a bunch of PRUDES who live a secluded life with no real experience in the world.
“Where do you go to school?”
“Wesleyan School.”
“I didn’t know you were a faggot.”
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bum ass school full of school shooters and rich white kids. awful at sports and all the teachers can go suck my fat chode. if you exist too loud you get detention
Where do you go to school?
Wesleyan school
Oh you didn’t tell me you were a faggot
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queer ass school where the special ed is praised n half the kids r snitches
Aye who’s our next game against
Wesleyan School
Oh this finna be a breeze that school is full of fags who can’t play sports
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Wesleyan University is a small liberal arts college located in Middletown, Connecticut. Founded in 1831 by Methodist leaders, Wesleyan prides itself in providing a place for gay men in prom dresses and women with mustaches to roam the hillsides free of ridicule or embarrassment. With the exception of a handful of extremely attractive, intelligent, and relatively "normal" individuals, most students at Wesleyan are social outcasts, or techies, who take refuge in the university's open-minded, sunshine bathed, rainbow draped, "hurt me not my tree" philosophy.
Tim: "Yo, I visited Wesleyan University last week, and this dude tried giving me a blowjob!"
Hank: "That was a chick."
Tim: "Yo, I visited Wesleyan University last week and this dude tried giving me a blowjob!"
Hank: "Yea, that dude was gayer than AIDS."
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A small liberal arts college located in Central Ohio. Lots of asians, ugly girls, and fratsters. Still, good education.
Boy: Ohio Wesleyan? Never heard of it
Girl: OMG they gave me $18,000
Boy: Don't they give everyone that?
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Illinois Wesleyan University, or IWU (pronounced eye-woo), is a small liberal arts university in Bloomington, Illinois that consists of about 2500 students.
IWU is in close proximity to Illinois State University, so often there is a sense of rivalry between students at each institution. The high cost of attending IWU makes some students at ISU believe that everyone at IWU is obscenely rich. However, contrary to this popular belief nobody at IWU pays for college in cash and almost all students at IWU get some kind of scholarship/financial aid package that makes the cost much more managable.
Joe: I'm at ISU, where are you going?
Scottie: I go to Illinois Wesleyan University.
Joe: Oh you must be really rich!
Scottie: And you must be an STD-infected chain-smoker.
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A private high school in High Point filled with fagbag soccer players and dumb rednecks that only talk about trucks and vape. The female teachers are idiots and the male teachers are pedophiles. Wesleyan has three soccer colleges including Messiah College, Indiana Wesleyan and Southern Wesleyan. Beware if you aren’t white because the school has KKK meetings every Thursday. If you do not play a sport there is a high chance that you will forget to be your own person and go to Appalachian State. Wesleyan is a great place to buy xanex or weed if you are in need of that.
“I went to high school at Wesleyan Christian Academy.”
“Oh that explains why you’re at App State!”
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