A shat whag or shat wag person who know thing that mean nothing. They can spill facts on the most random topics out of the blue.
“your mum is such a shat whag”
“wtf is a shat whag”
“a shat whag is a bitch who know random topics and lives to talk about them”
The person that ditches you, then comes back whenever they get broken up. Person that constantly makes you a rebound. Claim you as their crush just to have someone.
Emily says to Aurora after her ex texts her a day after her last relationship ended, “She’s such a whag. Always coming back for more.”
Overly customised stuffed toy whale hanging on a chain of safety pins. Is very Gree and also very Grunk, one of the only tings that has ever done that.
“Whag is a whale I named at school today. He is not bound to human laws of gender. I love her.”
When something or someone is iconic
Harry styles and Shawn Mendes are both whag
A silly person, used as a friendly insult.
“name YOU WHAG! I CANT BELIEVE YOU DID THAT!”