Gree

Gree: the feeling of being a silly little person who intends to cause trouble. Gree-ers love to make up words and make bizarre animal noises. There has never been a mentally healthy Gree-er.

A: “I feel a little bit Gree today.”
B: “How so?”
A: “I stuck safety pins on a stuffed whale affectionately called Whag today.”
B: “That is some Gree shiz right there.”

Whag

Overly customised stuffed toy whale hanging on a chain of safety pins. Is very Gree and also very Grunk, one of the only tings that has ever done that.

“Whag is a whale I named at school today. He is not bound to human laws of gender. I love her.”

Heva

Similar to the way gay men have a “diva”, or woman they look up to or stan, some lesbians or sapphics have a (usually straight) male idol that they look up to in the same way (see Mansbian). Unlike the female pop musicians that some gay men choose as their diva, Hevas are most often indie or rock musicians.

A: Who’s your Heva?
B: Hozier for sure. He just gets me, y’know?

Segallist

Someone who believes strongly in the words of Californian garage rocker Ty Segall. Has probably met him at some point.

“Look at that guy with the Fuzz shirt walking the wiener dog! He looks like a total Segallist.”

Cungly

An old boomer who sits around all day drinking or watching shitty television and yelling things like "grab me a beer!". Doesn't care about their own appearance and probably doesn't shower or change their clothes. Is a complete mess.

Man, my grandpa is so Cungly! He smells like rotten flesh.