Mrs. Wheaton

A bitch ass cracker who can't teach ICS and sucks Mr. Millard's dick

What a Mrs. Wheaton

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Wheaton's Law

Don't be a dick.

Dude, before you go and punch that pregnant lady in the face, may I remind you of Wheaton's Law?

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wil wheaton

That one guy who whenever you play a game; video or board; fails miserably, especially if the game includes dice rolling.

Based off of Wil Wheaton, known as the king of shitty dice rolling.

Omg, that guy lost again. He's such a wil wheaton.

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Wheaton's Rule

Don't be a dick.

You just broke Wheaton's rule. You're such a dick.

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wheaton steamer

When you are wearing a beautiful dress and you are shat on, e.g. through a diaper, despite your best intentions.

OMFG I was just the victim of a wheaton steamer and now I have to walk around in this shit all night!!

slums of wheaton

The hard streets of Wheaton, IL. Gangstas, pimps and drug dealers roam freely.

As I strut through the slums of Wheaton, I am lost.

Kenny Wheaton

Defensive back for the University of Oregon '94-'97. Most well known for his game ending interception return for a touchdown to upset the Washington Huskies in 1994.

KENNY WHEATON'S GONNA SCORE! KENNY WHEATON'S GONNA SCORE!

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