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“Sarah is such a slut, she said she just delights in having lots of whiff inside of her!”
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On Rocket League the fact that someone had missed the ball
Oh that was a bad whiff
Oh no, how mant whiffs i've seen already!!
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When you live with your girlfriend/wife and she gives you pussy so infrequently you’ll settle for a whiff of some pussy. The whiff consists of being able to have sex with her but her telling you to hurry up and make it quick.
I got a whiff last night but Kellie was watching YouTube videos while I was doing it to her.
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When you gave your asshole a lil' scratch and bring your hands up to your face and give a lil' snort.
Douglas: Oi mate my asshole's itchy ima give it a lil scratch
Dan: You gonna give yourself a lil crack whiff
Douglas: Yes
*Gets fingers and scratches asshole tenderly and carefully and gives the fingers a smell*
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When you smoke weed and take a Viagra so you can get it up while you're high.
Dude, that really hot girl is coming over tonight. It's a good thing I did a whiff and stiff.
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When trumps are trapped inside and under the duvet and you can't help but waft the duvet at your mrs culminating in an unbearable backlash of trump.
Get in to bed love, waft, duvet whiff.
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an absolute beaut, who smells of dick cheese and has pits like baracus
Oi bell-whiff get the brews made
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