whom

A word totally misused by teachers and other school administration who want to parade their 'knowledge' in front of anyone and everyone that is unfortunately unable to block out the barrage of nonsense.

Teacher: *Whom* is using the pencil sharpener?

Me: Um...that's wrong

Teacher: Shut up! Whom is the teacher here, may I ask?

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whom

n. (objective case of who) A word commonly abused by idiots.

I bet if you had to indite a sentence using who and whom correctly, you'd fail.

Correct: Who killed whom?

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whom

Follows as the object of a preposition. Often used by idiots to intimidate other idiots.

Dude: Man you gotta check out this kick-ass track!

Second Dude: By whom?

Dude: Uhhhhhhh... You lost me.

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whom

a simple and useful word that, like the adverb, baffles the americans.

From whom did Saddam get his WMDs?

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whom?

meaning who or what are you saying

whom? did you say?

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whom destroyer

a 14 year old boy named louis who calls beautiful woman; gremlin, midget, loser, stupid idiot, and bozo!

i hate you whom destroyer

whom alert

An alert that is called by some one who, although was born in an English speaking country and speaks only English, is intimidated by others, especially immigrants, cultural minorities, and nerdy people, who speak the language better than he or she does.

By sounding this alert, one tries to hide the fact that others are smarter.

Kumar: Excuse me, but to whom am I speaking to?
Larry: Whom alert! This guy is using them $10 dollar words again!
Juan: Get over yourself Larry. Not only is speaking the English language free of charge, but Kumar has only been speaking it for 6 years. What's your excuse?

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