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Ralph Wiggum

Provider of great quotes.

Ralph: I won! I won!
Skinner: You didn't win anything, Ralph. This is to tell you you're failing English.
Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible!

by MoonKnight November 27, 2002


Chief Wiggum

1) Real name: Clancy Wiggum. Springfield's police chief, see Simpsons. Known for his morbid obesity and bumbling police work. 2) An incompetent police officer, often consigned to mall security.

Oh Jesus, they got some Chief Wiggum of a former sherrif's deputy handling the graveyard shift at Central.

by LudwigVan November 12, 2003


Ralph Wiggum

Moronic and 'special'. Enjoys the odd stuffed-animal parade or two.

"I'm special!"
"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose-bleeds if I kept my finger outta there!"
"Bushes are nice because they don't have prickers! Unless they do. This one did. Ouuuch...!"

<RalphW> I'm Idaho!
<Skinner> Yes, of course you are.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 15, 2003


ralph wiggum

MY HOMEBOY

eats paste!!!

Provider of great quotes!!!

I ate my caps!! (explodes) ooh!!
My cats breath smells like cat food!!!
It says Choo Choo Choose me... and theres a picture of a train!!

by paste eater October 21, 2004


Morgan Wiggum

A nickname given to the Regimental Sgt Major of 3 Para (A well know unit of the UK military). The name refers to the uncanny resemblance to the character from the popular series “The Simpsons” called “Chief Wiggum”.

Morgan Wiggum is also a constant source of new catchphrases. Such as “Oi cock smokers”, “Go get em boys” and “Get those fucking sidies up”.

That guy is really fat, he looks like Morgan Wiggum

by Free Wille November 02, 2009


ralph wiggum

The greatest character in the Simpsons (Except Duffman). He also has the best Phrases.

I bent my Wookie!
My daddy shoots people!
Hi! Super Nintendo Chalmers!
I'm Learnding!

by sam May 12, 2004


chief wiggum

A Person who has terrible aiming skills on multiplayer shoot 'em up.

*Person who fails to frag another at close range* "Good Work, Chief Wiggum"

by warezWally November 23, 2010