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A middle aged, usually single or recently divorced male who has let his peer group surpass him in terms of relationship progression (i.e. his friends have found mates and settled down) while he still continues his bachelor collegiate antics of binge drinking, hitting on freshmen on Thursday's college nights at local bars and keeps a steady stocked supply of low-caliber light beers in his "beer fridge" (i.e. his college dorm room 3x3 refrigerator). Often referred to as a less-respectable, male version of a cougar.
Man, our buddy Sam is such a wildebeest. When I want to relieve the glory days and get away from family stress, I head over to his place where we pound Busch Light and eat leftover pizza- eventually heading out to the bars where he usually comes strolling home with a young 20-something at closing time.
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normally split, to wild-beast,
ya take it out of her vag. for like 2 seconds and try to put it in the brown, therefor thats where you get teh wildebeest.
wah, last night, i tried the wildebeest, and they were right she turned into a wild beast
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Loud sex that seems to never end for your neighbors who can hear every shriek and groan.
"I didn't get much sleep. My upstairs neighbors were strangling the wildebeest all night."
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To make love to the extent that, at the climax of the orgasm, and usually when nearly out of breath, the female (and sometimes the male as well) will let off a moan akin to that of a wildebeest. This happens rarely, but when it does, you will know you made a fine lovin' that night, enough to the extent make Ron Jeremy blush.
moan wildebeest wildebeast sex love Ron Jeremy climax orgasm wtf loving shaggin shagtastic shagarific cougar godly Moan Like A Wildebeest
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an overweight women, the bigger the better
Did you see the wildebeest Jerry brought home last night? That bitch was HUGE!
A middle of the week, lunchtime date. Generally guaranteed a free lunch and a back rub if you’re nice enough. Given it’s the middle of the week there’s less people out and about thus meaning less likely to be spotted by friends and/or coworkers. The wildebeests emotional state leaves them ecstatic that they’re even on a date in the first place which guarantees they do all the bed work, and will send you home with snacks. Synonyms: heffer, big girl, two legged cow
“He scoured the mall in search of a wildebeest carrying a Torrid bag to sink his dough hooks into.”
“He set his eyes on the wildebeest in the food court woofing down the hotdog on a stick in two bites.”
A giant BBC, with long, straight, flowing pubic hair that'll tickle you. It resembles the hulking prairie animal with its majesty and size.
Your friend: "Girl you seen D'Andre's dick pics?"
You: "Not yet. Anything special?"
Your friend: "The nigga got a wildebeest but I don't know if I like it or not"