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A sexy guy with great brown hair and eyes
Has the biggest cock you will ever see
Makes a great boyfriend and loves to watch his girlfriend's shows with her.
Very perverted and is probally at some girl's house right now eating her out
Will love to go shopping with you
And buys you all the dildos you want
Loves to take a shower with you.
Loves to do it in front of the dogs and kitties
Dick lasts long so many can share
Average guy:"I heard that my girlfriend is hanging out with Ryder"
Friend: Uh oh it's over then. She's probally giving his big dick a bj right now
Average guy: Well, he's a ryder
Girlfriend: he resized my holes. His dick is way bigger then yours and he is sexy goodbye
Average guy: whatever he's a ryder
Friend: if she didn't fall for a ryder then she'd be a lesbian
Dad: Kate's friend ,ryder is coming over
Mom: A ryder?!! oh no I'm rushing home from work
Dad: what why
Mom: he's a ryder! Walk into her room now!
Dad: walks in* kate is eating his long cock
Gosh I wish I was a ryder
Mom; 1975-2017 ~ died because ryder went up too far.
29👍 8👎
Ryder is a funny, sweet, kind, loving person who is there for you no matter what. Ryder is so sweet. He's the one of the nicest people you can ever find. He makes you smile when you’re sad, and he makes you laugh when you’re mad. He may be shy at first but once you get to know him his true colors show and you guys can be you around each other. He may come off as mean, but he really isn’t. He’s a very funny and outgoing person once you get to know him. And his personality is also one of the best. He will end up being one of the best things that has happened to your life.
His Gf: Yo Nya, you saw hat kid over there
Me: Yeah
His Gf: He fine asl
Me: Alrighty then mate.
His Gf: I’m finna make him mine
Me: You go do that
His Gf: I will
Me: I bet his name is Ryder
His Gf: His name is finna change from Ryder, to “ Mine”.
Me: Lmaoooo lol wtffff hahaha 😂
His Hf: Lmaoooo lol wtffff hahaha😂😂
52👍 20👎
A.K.A “ride or die”
Someone who is down for anything.
Will fight for who he loves, what he believes in & what is right.
Someone who fears nothing & no one, someone you can always count on.
“He always has my back, he’s a true Ryder”
36👍 12👎
An awesome dude who if wasn't such a perv would make the perfect boyfriend for almost any girl
•Pretty eyes
•Badass
•Knows how to have a good time
• Kinda cute
• Freckles
"I wish my friend was a ryder."
293👍 173👎
The Ryder is the act of which a person hallucinates so much, they loose all sense of self and turn into a different person, if you know someone with these symptoms please contact your local Nuclear Weapons Agent and insert it up their ass and detonate immediately
My friend Will had a case of The Ryder and he is now he an autistic skateboarder, We have contacted our local Nuclear Weapons Agency and we are planning to detonate him tonight
1👍 1👎
A sweet, funny, loving, and caring type of Bestfriend and is always someone you can talk to when something is wrong.
Mason” have you met Ryder”
Kaylee” yeah she’s great”
17👍 6👎