windozer

A hardcore Halo gamer!

Windozer had the top kills for the last match!

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Windoze Waste

Derogatory slang term referring to Microsoft's still unreleased operating system Windows Vista, allegedly big, bulky, and bloated which is an innecesary "update" which doesn't bring any improvement over Windows XP.

Man, those new computers come preloaded with Windoze Waste.

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windoze user

Not to be confused with a Windows User or Windoze Luser, this is a person who uses Microsoft Windoze and has very little idea of what's going on with his computer. Has one of many characteristics (not an exhaustive list):

1. Total reliance on Daddy for anything technology related. (See Princess)
2. Obnoxious posts in help forums. (See example)
3. Inability to admit the existance/grooviness of other operating systems.
4. Dislike of learning or anything new, especially compiling.
5. Can't/Won't fix anything.
6. Starts Flamewars over piddly things.
7. Uses AOL.
8. Unwilling/Unable to use proper grammar or spelling.

1. Techie: What operating system do you have?
Windoze user: I don't know, daddy got it for me.

2. Thread Topic: Help ME PLZZ!!!!!!
yesterday my computer stoped i dont know how to fiks it i use itunes i have a paper do tomorow and if i dont do it i will CRY!!!!!! help me plz!!!!!!!

3. You use Linux? Nobody uses Linux! You Suck!

4. Edit a makefile? I never had to do that before!

5. (See example 2)

6. xchat Sucks!!!! LiNuX SuXz0rZ!!!!!!!!!!!

7. (See example 2)

8. (See example 2)

--Windoze User

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microsoft windoze

Generally refering to older Microsoft operating systems (Windows 95 windows 98 and even Windows 7)
that took forever to load, boot up or initiate a program.

This computer is taking to long to boot up, it must be running Microsoft Windoze 98.

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Windoze Sevun

The latest and shittiest version of Micro$oft Windoze to date (yes even shittier than Vistuh). It is most likely used by offices that are too dumb to install any flavor of Linux on their CPUs or are too cheap to buy even a Mac Mini. It is most likely a memory hog/GPU hog and will slow down even the fastest CPUs.

Wow I got my new Dell for the office it should run even faster with Windoze Sevun. (5 mins later) Hello, I'm calling because my computer is showing the blue screen of death.

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Windozered

Getting windozered is when you fucked over by Microsoft Windows.

"I just got windozered"
"How?"
"I tried opening powerpoint and it blue screened my computer"