Rural Dictionary

Mary Winkler

Mary Winkler was convicted of voluntary manslaughter in the 2006 shooting death of her husband, Matthew Winkler, the preacher at the Fourth Street Church of Christ in the small town of Selmer, Tennessee. She gained national attention due to public speculation about her motives and mental health, allegations of abuse by her husband, her brief flight from the state, and again for the brief length of her jail sentence. At the trial it became known that her husband made her wear stripper shoes and wigs during intercourse. After the trial she gained more national attention when the show “Snapped” aired a telling of her story and also when the Drive-By Truckers penned the song “The Wig He Made Her Wear,” including it on their 2010 album The Big To Do.
2) a euphemism for a crazy girl.

Man, that Kelly is a straight Mary Winkler.

by Melvin5000 July 1, 2010

The Henry Winkler

When an indivdual puts his hand down his pants and rubs his hand on both sides of his scrotum (preferably after sweating). He then waits for his subject to begin to talk (or better yet, yawn). He then wipes his hand across the subjects face and in his or her mouth. Finally, he gives him a thumbs up and says "AYYYY!!" Also known as Tunisian Toothpaste.

That dumbass wouldn't shut up so I gave him the Henry Winkler . I wonder if he can still taste my sack cheese .

by tpatora October 17, 2007

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The Henry Winkler

That dumbass wouldn't shut up so I gave him the Henry Winkler. I wonder if he can still taste my sack cheese .

by tpatora September 29, 2007

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fannie winkler

One who is typically referred to or is in association with a winkler of fannies.

If Olan lays his stones out in the open, and Franklin decides to dis regard Olan's feelings by throwing his stones, Franklin would then be a fannie winkler.

by Olaneos Rogereros February 26, 2014