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wipe it

what to yell out (followed by the person's name) when someone you know lets rip with a very loud, watery fart in inappropriate surroundings

KENNY: (lets rip with a very loud, watery fart during the wedding ceremony)
CHRIS: (yells out from near the back) WIPE IT, KENNY!

by yorrick hunt January 14, 2008

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no-wipe

The healthiest of bowel movements requiring no use of toilet paper. Usually characterized by a corrugated surface and typically the product of a healthy diet.

Man I was glad to have a no-wipe this morning. My veggie diet and regular trips to the gym are really paying off!

by Moorebucks February 22, 2011

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wiped

Short for wiped out; really exhausted, to the point of not being able to move or function.

I spent too long at that party last night - man, am I wiped.

by house9 December 13, 2004

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Wiped

The act of being extremely tired.

I just finished my workout, I'm totally wiped.

by Kyra Blue July 12, 2017

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wipe

Used in mmorpgs when the enter party dies.

We wiped on the boss 3 times so everyone left.

by SacTap July 18, 2005

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Wiping

When one is too lazy to get up and take a shit, so they allow the feces to stay compressed in their ass, and when the person is relieved they allow the shit to stay there. Later, when the person finally gets up, instead of shitting, they only whip their ass.

"OMGWTFBBQ What's that smell??"
"Sorry dude, I'm wiping it today."

by TartOfThePops May 20, 2010

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A wipe

Kind of like saying ass-wipe. But a shortened version for that word. Basically used to describe a bro/fuckboy.

Yeah that guy is definitely a wipe.

by yursh22 June 10, 2017

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