Woff

British slang for chating rubbish and making stuff up.

dave was chatin' bare woff yesterday

I woff you

A extreme upscale of love,much more intense

I love u so much that I woff you

woffely

when you are sad

when you are thinking of a teacher that makes you do a lot of homework and that is hot
and it is when you think someone is hotter then you

hey man you are really woffely